- My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
The only thing worse than crocs are these
(Source: teapayne, via laughcentre)
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Anonymous asked: Also: Your gifs are out of fucking context.
do you actually think i give one flying fuck?
Anonymous asked: Photosets don't work on your theme.
isn’t that just awesome.
(Source: artyarterburn, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
If SOPA passes
- Facebook user: oh well, it was fun while it lasted
- Twitter user: guess I can't tweet anymore. that's too bad
- Tumblr user: I'm going to steal the declaration of independence
(via ithinkyouareawesomesoi)
